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Healthy_Ladder_6198 19 day.agoWhile on a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods pulls up to a petrol station in the middle of the Irish countryside in his BMW. The attendant, having no idea who Tiger is, greets him warmly in the traditional Irish way. “Top of the mornin’ to ye, Sir,” says the attendant. Tiger nods politely and reaches for the petrol nozzle. As he does, two golf tees slip out of his pocket and fall to the ground. The attendant looks down, puzzled, and asks, “What are those?” “They’re tees,” Tiger replies. “Well, what in God’s name are they for?” asks the Irishman, clearly confused. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving,” Tiger explains with a grin. The Irishman’s eyes widen in disbelief. “Fookin' Jaysus,” he says, “BMW thinks of everything!”
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Over the years my sons have been pretty receptive to my dad jokes. That may be changing. Me: I just had a feeling of deja von't. Son: What's that. Me: It's the opposite of deja vu. Son: No Dad, that's called dementia.
It's true. Camels don't like yaks. You see, camels have soft paws for running across the desert sands, and yaks have big heavy hooves for tromping through mud. Camels do not understand this, they do not like it; it makes them very uncomfortable. In fact it makes them so uncomfortable you might say that camels are yak toes intolerant.
Last night I made Greek for dinner and I sat down on the couch to eat. Both my dogs dutifully came up and started begging to which I said "Excuse me... this is a gyro not a your-o..." and they didn't seem to get the joke at all.
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